The British Iranian funny-man commentates on a local park game involving Ray Stubbs’ nephew, and gets nutted for his troubles by ‘The Stubb Dogg.’ BOSH!
“Soccer means nothing to me!” proclaims this Dutch prankster, who hops around town with his universal remote controls, turning off TVs in pubs and bars at crucial moments in the game. Spoil sport!
Shooting Stars’ in-house scorekeeper George Dawes, aka Little Britain’s Matt Lucas, serenades the audience with a cute ditty about the beautiful game. “Send that punk off the pitch bitch.”
Sky Sports News presenter Ian Payne throws Paul Merson off his stride as he announces that Oldham Athletic’s ‘Craaaaaaaaaaig Davies’ has netted against Luton Town. Reeeeeewind!
Peter Cook appears on Clive Anderson’s ‘Talks Back’ chat show as acclaimed - and opinionated - football manager Alan Latchley, tipped to be named the next England boss.
Der Fuhrer is not a happy bunny when he discovers his beloved Spurs have missed out on a Champions League place to bitter-rivals Arsenal on the final day of the season. “No-one gives a toss that our team got the shits!”
Little Britain’s terrible transvestites Emily and Florence just can’t help themselves when the chance to have a kick-a-bout presents itself. "Fight it Emily."
"You're going home in a BMW." Trigger Happy TV’s Dom Jolly and a German native trade blows with politically correct insults in Nuremburg’s Franken Stadium during the 2006 World Cup.