"Where I was brought up, there wasn’t really much of a Morris dancing scene"
"My mates said it looked like I'd been shot by a sniper"
"He’s also, to the best of my knowledge, the only ex-con in my side"
"I think it was God – he saved me from something worse.”
“I don’t have children, but I have the Albion.”
"I caught one using a Malteser, one with a Sugar Puff, one with a bit of cloth ripped off me jumper"
"Our grub is excellent – nothing’s frozen or processed and we do more than 1000 meals a week"
"If 5,000 away fans at Old Trafford want to stand up, how are 30 stewards going to stop them?"
"There are lots of kids called Keegan. I’ve met many of them. Lots of dogs too..."
"I was holding up the Play-Off Winners’ trophy and Don Hutchinson pulled down my trousers in front of 25,000 people..."
The Gallery
Rumour Mill
...Theo Walcott is being tipped to start on the right side of midfield for England against Andorra in place of David Beckham. (Mirror)...
Off to a game abroad?
Football Forums
Join the latest discussions in our forums.
Featured video interview
Dutchman says his former AC Milan boss is "moody" but "he knows his stuff" and England players shouldn't be afraid of him
Rate this:
More video interviews